When Four Or More Men Get Together,

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Men Don't Feel The Urge To Get Married As Quickly As Women Do Because Their Clothes All Button And Zip In The Front. Women's Dresses Usually Button And Zip In The Back. We Need Men Emotionally And Sexually, But We Also Need Men To Help Us Get Dressed.

Her Idea Of A Romantic Setting Is One That Has A Diamond In It. If You Feel The Need To Marry A Doctor, I Suggest A Dermatologist. Good Hours, Free Retin-a.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.