Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.