Only Men Who Have Worn A Ski

... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

If Your Husband Has Difficulty Getting To Sleep, The Words 'we Need To Talk About Our Relationship' May Help.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.