I Don't Want To Push The Envelope.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.