Thirty, I Really Like You But I

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.