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Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.