I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.