I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me,

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

I Don't Want To Push The Envelope. Let The Envelope Stay In The Middle Of The Table. I'll Just Make You Laugh.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.