If I Say A Joke And The

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.