If I Say A Joke And The

My Mother Was The Worst Cook Ever. In School, When We Traded Lunches, I Had To Throw In An Article Of Clothing.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.