I Was A Ballerina. I Had To

Natural Childbirth Scares Me. I Think Before You Have Natural Childbirth You Should Find Out How Big The Baby Is. Three Pounds -- Natural Childbirth. Anything Over Three Pounds -- Heroin.

I'm A Very Simple Person. I'm Very Shallow. Shallow, Simple, Easily Pleased: That's Me.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.