A Good Place To Meet A Man

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.