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A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?
-Rita Rudner
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A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress
Rita Rudner
A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?
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