Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.