Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.

Not One Man In A Beer Commercial Has A Beerbelly.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

I Was Going With Someone For A Few Years, But We Broke Up. It Was One Of Those Things. He Wanted To Get Married, And I Didn't Want Him To.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.