Men Want To Make Women Happy.

I Will Never Understand Why They Cook On Tv. I Can't Smell It. Can't Eat It. Can't Taste It. The End Of The Show They Hold It Up To The Camera, 'well, Here It Is. You Can't Have Any. Thanks For Watching. Goodbye.'

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

I Wrote An Article On A New Porsche For 'automobile Magazine.' I Knew The Editor, And She Asked Me To Write This Article. So I'm More Proud Of That Than Anything.