These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

There's No Downside To Fame And People Who Whine About It Make Me Sick. It's The Greatest Thing In The World.

People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.

Celebrity Is No Different From Any Other Energy. It's A Force For Good Or Evil. It's No Different From Money. It's Power.

They Seal The Subway Change-booth Guy Up Inside This Thing With Bullet-proof Glass, Closed In On All Sides, It's Like Some Kind Of Houdini Torture Tank Of Doom. How Do You Breathe In There? It Looks Like If You Put Your Hand Over The Change Slot, You Could Suffocate Him In Thirty Seconds.