Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.