Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.