Michelle [ Pfeiffer] Was Perfect As Miss

Norman, Okla. That's Where My Folks Live, So It's Home To Me.

I'm Constantly Changing Up My Show. It's Never The Same.

I Don't Understand What The Big Deal Is With Gay Marriage. Get Over It, People.

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.

I'm Very, Very Sad To Say That The Only Sondheim Show I've Done Is "a Little Night Music" And It Was When I Was In College.