Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do,

As A Work Of Art, It Reminds Me Of A Long Conversation Between Two Drunks

You Should Never Trust Anyone Who Listens To Mahler Before They're Forty.

I Try To Be Specific. One Thought At A Time. Clear. Articulate. And Above All, Memorable, If You Can Be. You'd Like To Write Phrases That People Can't Forget As Soon As They Read Them.

People Should Be Stopped From Writing Poetry. There's Far Too Much Of It. And If They're Any Good, They'll Go Ahead Anyways.

If An Artist Is Any Good At All, Then He Or She Will Have A Later Phase That's More Interesting Than The Early One.