Morphy Was Probably The Greatest Genius Of

I Think It's Almost Definite That The Game Is A Draw Theoretically.

Sometimes Girls Write Me. One Girl In Yugoslavia Sent Me A Whole Slew Of Love Letters. I Don't Know How She Got My Address. She Was In A Crowd Watching Me Play. She Says When I Left There The Stars Fell Out Of The Sky Over Yugoslavia, Or Something Like That.

I Don't Remember One Thing I Learned In School.

I Am Not Today, Nor Have I Ever Been A Jew, And As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Uncircumcised.

I Am Boring. I Am Boring!