Morphy Was Probably The Greatest Genius Of

Fide Has Decided Against My Participation In The 1975 World Chess Champion Title.

The Russians Have Fixed World Chess.

My Opponents Make Good Moves Too. Sometimes I Don't Take These Things Into Consideration

I Don't Like American Girls. They're Very Conceited, You Know. In Europe They're More Pleasant.

They Asked Me What Year It Was, What Month It Was, Etc. I Easily Answered These Stupid Questions.