Most College Students Are Not As Smart

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

Phyllis Schlafly Speaks For All American Women Who Oppose Equal Rights For Themselves.

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.