Most Of My Jokes Are Racist -

The Council In Blackpool Have Given The Homeless Bus Passes, But How Would They Know Where To Get Off?

What's The Difference Between A Rottweiler And A Poodle Peeing On Your Leg? You Let The Rottweiler Finish.

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

A Man Walks Into A Hospital Feeling Unwell And The Doctor Says: "sorry, You've Only Got Three Minutes To Live." The Man Said: "can You Do Something For Me?" "yes," He Said. "i'll Boil You An Egg."

A Man Was Found Dead Covered In Sprinkles, Strawberry Sauce And A Flake. Reports Said He May Have Topped Himself.