Most Of The Time I Don't Have

How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?

Comedians Have A Tendency To Have A Limited Range, They Tend To Do One Thing And Do It Very Well, But It's Limited.

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.

I'm Giving [my Analyst] One More Year--then I'm Going To Lourdes.

The Best An Idea Gets Is When Its In Your Head.