Most Of Us Live Our Lives Devoid

I Don't Think Any Day Is Worth Living Without Thinking About What You're Going To Eat Next At All Times.

When I Buy A New Book, I Always Read The Last Page First, That Way In Case I Die Before I Finish, I Know How It Ends. That, My Friend, Is A Dark Side.

Sometimes I Believe That Some People Are Better At Love Than Others, And Sometimes I Believe That Everyone Is Faking It.

So, Twice A Week, I Go To A Beauty Salon And Have My Hair Blown Dry. It’s Cheaper By Far Than Psychoanalysis, And Much More Uplifting.

If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue He Would Never Have Wondered What Women Want.