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I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

Well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

So Then There Was The Greek, Socrates, He Was Great... He Invented Questioning. Before Socrates, No Questioning. Everyone Sort Of Went, ''yeah, I Suppose So.

Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?