Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

They Say That 'guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.' Well I Think The Gun Helps. If You Just Stood There And Yelled Bang, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People.

I Wanted To Be Less Well-known In Comedy.

I Am Someone Who's Very Positive About Business, As A Social Democrat. I Do Like The Safety Net Of The Welfare System And People Setting Things And Creating Business, And That's What I Try To Do With My Own Work: Export It Around The World From The U.k.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.