Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise,

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

There Are Two Things In Life For Which We Are Never Truly Prepared: Twins.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.