My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

If You Aren't Failing Every Now And Then, You're Probably Playing It Too Safe.

I Was Raised In The Jewish Tradition, Taught Never To Marry A Gentile Woman, Shave On A Saturday Night And, Most Especially, Never To Shave A Gentile Woman On A Saturday Night.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

I Should Have Known Something Was Wrong With My First Wife. When I Brought Her Home To Meet My Parents, They Approved Of Her.