My Analyst Warned Me, But You Were

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

I Have A Great Admiration For English Actors And Actresses And Have Used Them At Every Opportunity Over The Years, But Now I Won't Have To Import Them To New York.

When The Academy Called, I Panicked. I Thought They Might Want Their Oscars Back And The Pawn Shop Has Been Out Of Business For A While.

If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign! Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank.

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.