Background Image

My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But The Belt Loops Hold My Belt Up. I Don't Really Know What's Happening Down There. Who Is The Real Hero?

-Mitch Hedberg

Please Wait....
Translating....

My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But

Mitch Hedberg

My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But The Belt Loops Hold My Belt Up. I Don't Really Know What's Happening Down There. Who Is The Real Hero?

Views: 11

Topic

More From Mitch Hedberg

I Haven't Slept For Ten Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Want To Ride In A Cold Air Balloon. "this Isn't Going Anywhere!"

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

Trending Author

Michael Connelly

Category