My Body Doesn't Have Any Rhythm, You

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Was About To Meet Beyonce, And I Had A Full-blown Anxiety Attack. Then She Popped In Looking Gorgeous, And Said, "you're Amazing! When I Listen To You I Feel Like I'm Listening To God."

A Drunk Tongue Is An Honest One In My Opinion.

I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn't.

I'm Just Writing Love Songs. I'm Not Trying To Be Pop. I'm Not Trying To Be Jazz. I'm Not Trying To Be Anything. I'm Just Writing Love Songs. And Everyone Loves A Love Song.