My Body May Have Been Abused, But

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.