My Body May Have Been Abused, But

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.