My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

Right After 'raymond' I Had A World-is-my-oyster Attitude, But I Found Out I Don't Like Oysters. I Had This Existential Emptiness.'what Is My Purpose? Who Am I?' I Had A Big Identity Crisis.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.