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I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.

Technology Changes The Medium. I Grew Up On Watching A Box In My Living Room That Made My Parents Happy. After Something Is Gone, The Dust Will Settle And I'll See What's Next.

I Say What's In My Head, And I'm On Honest Ground. That Is Worth So Much, And I Think It Does Make My Job, As A Writer, Easier. It Makes It Possible For Me To Give People Stuff That They Like.

Whereas The Health Of An Individual Depends On The Ego's Regular Descent And Return To And From The Unconscious, A Society's Longevity Depends On Actual People Journeying Into The Unknown And Returning With Ideas.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.