My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.

You're Not Supposed To Be Accepting Trophies. You're Supposed To Be In The Back Being Mad That People Are Getting Trophies.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

If You See Something, Say Something.

I Used To Be Really Cute. I Could Send You Earlier Photos Where I'm Stunning. But I've Gained About Twenty Pounds Over The Past Two Years, And The More Weight I've Put On, The More Success I've Had. If You Drew A Diagram Of Weight Gain And Me Getting More Work, A Mathematician Would Draw Some Conclusions From That.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.