My Cousin Had A Baby And I

I'm A Stand-up Comic. Anything Else I Do Besides That Is A Plus, But Stand-up Comedy Is What I Do, It's What I've Been Doing And It's What I'm Going To Keep Doing.

Never Drink Alone, That's What They Say. But You Know What? If You Drink You Will Never Be Alone, Alright?

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.