My Dad's A Very Sensitive Man, But

Once You Get Labelled, People Expect You To Behave Within The Very Narrow Confines Of That Label.

Not Many Women Will Go Out On A Limb To Make Themselves Really Unattractive And Unfeminine So You Can Get The Laughs, But It's A Great Thing To Do In My Book.

There's Something People Do To You When They Bully You That Makes You Feel Like You're On Your Own. But Don't Keep Things Inside, It's Really Damaging If You Do.

Over The Years I Attempted To Make My Style A Bit More Relaxed 'cause The Initial Style You Couldn't Watch For More Than Ten Minutes Without Wanting To Kill Me.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'