My Eyes Rolled So Far Back In

Valerie Was Crying, Too. She Was Laughing And Sniffling Back Sobs. “i’m Going To Marry My Snuggy Wuggums,” She Said. Morelli Paused, His Fork Halfway To The Roast Chicken Platter. He Slid His Eyes To Me And Leaned Close. “if You Ever Call Me Snuggy Wuggums In Public I’ll Lock You In The Cellar And Chain You To The Furnace.

I See You Looking At My Cookies,' My Father Said To Morelli. 'don't Even Think About It. Go Get Your Own Cookies.

We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving Rabbits. - Joe Morelli

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.