My Father Has A High Opinion Of

I Hate When Men Think That Money Is Gonna Buy You Happiness... I Mean, It Helps.

How Do You Think Jail Was?! I Got Face Raped By A Woman... And I Think I May Have Liked It.

My Negotiation Skills Are Are On Par With George Bush's Reading Ability. And Just Like Dubya, Every Time I've Tried To Put Forth An Effort, I Am Reminded That My Only True Strength Lies In Drinking.

I Don't Think The Problem Is Telling People You're On A Diet. The Problem Is Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast.

Christina Aguilera Finally Announced Her Pregnancy. Thanks For Waiting Until Your Third Trimester To Get The Word Out—why Not Just Wait Until You’re Crowning?