My Father Warned Me About Men And

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

(on Seeing A Former Lover For The First Time In Years) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.