My Favorite Health Club Is The International

I Had An Iphone And A Droid And Both Of Them Were Miserable Pieces Of Equipment.

Democrats Are Dumb And Republicans Are Stupid, But The Difference Between Dumb And Stupid Is Dumb Isn't Funny. Dumb Is When You Say Something And The Whole Room Goes, 'what Did He Say?'

None Of This Seems To Affect The Leadership, That People Don't Go Out To Vote, That They Don't Feel The Need To Go Vote, That They Already Feel Disenfranchised. It's Not Just Obama's Fault Or Clinton's Or Whomever's, It's All Of Them, The Whole Collection Of Clowns I've Had To Sit Through.

Should I Eat This Or Should I Eat This? Well, I'll Have To Eat Both!

I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.