My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim That Their Wife Is Their Best Friend. . . . I Think Spouses Should Tolerate Each Other And Occasionally Have Sex.

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.

Life Is Just The Time Between Crapping Yourself.