My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

You Don't Realize How Much You Use Your Credit Card Not Even To Buy Things. It's A Card You Get So You Can Navigate Society.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

California Is Like The Hot Blond High School Chick Who's Been Getting By On Her Looks, But Now She's 45 And Falling Apart.