There Are Certain Things Women Are Better

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

Rich People Don't Pay Taxes? Of Course They Pay Taxes - They Pay Tons In Taxes. They Pay For Everyone Else Who Doesn't Pay Taxes.

If In 1989 I Said, 'i Have An Idea: Bottle Water And Sell It. And Charge More Than A Beer,' They Would Have Chased Me Around With A Giant Butterfly Net. The Same With Paying To Watch A Television Station.

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.