My Glass Of Wine And I Are

People Strive To Achieve A Certain Form Of Perfection Constantly And It's Impossible Because It's A Form Of Opinion. I Can Think Someone Is Pretty But The Person Next To Me Can Think That They're Unattractive.

I Think All Presidents Should Have Teenage Girls Before They Become Presidents. If You Can Handle Those Hormones, You Can Handle Anything.

I Think Parenthood Is Just Ripe For Comedy. This Just Happens To Be Told From The Perspective Of Women.

It'd Be Nice To Just Hear, "you Did A Great Job." I Don't Say This From Personal Experience Because I Have An Amazing Husband Who Is An Amazing Father. I Say This Knowing He Does It All The Time. He's Always Great About Saying, "you Were Amazing Today." He Does It Without Me Having To Ask For It And There's Something So Beautiful About Not Fishing For That Compliment From Your Partner That Gives You That Much More Of Stability And Confidence.

Mine Doesn't Even Know There Is Laundry. It Just Magically Gets Done.