My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff,

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?

I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks Hit Me In '92.

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.

I Think Sadness And Anger Are Really Fertile Ground For Comedy. No One Is Really Interested In A Happy Person Doing Comedy.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.