My Headshot Is A Scratch And Sniff,

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

Did You Ever Wake Up With An Erection...and Find Yourself In A Massage Chair At Brookstone? And You Yell To The Sales Clerk "i'll Take It!"

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

People Are Trying To Prove Things. And I Probably Have That. I Probably Do. Probably Guilty Of It, In A Way.

I Don't Know What My Assistant Would Do Besides Get Me Pot.