My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.