My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.