My Hobbies Are Run-on Sentences.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But It's Not The Same. It Used To Be That I Was Out There With Five Other Comedians. Now I Usually Just Do It Alone.

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

Sixth Grade Was A Big Time, In My Childhood, Of Hoops And Friendship, And Coming Up With Funny Things.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.