Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I'm In A Mood, Dave. A Bad Mood, A Very Bad Mood! I Was Fired From My Ice Cream Truck Job Today! No More Fudgicles!

I Was A Coin Collector.i Didn't Know I Was Nerdy At The Time Until I Felt My 16-d Mercury Dime That Was In Uncirculated Condition Might Be A Panty Dropper, And It Turned Out Not To Be. Then I Stumbled Into Skateboarding, Which Kind Of Was Cooler. But I Wasn't Aware Of What Was Cool. My Dad Wasn't Around So He Couldn't Shake Me And Say, 'drop The Coin Collecting Bit. It's Not Where You Want To Go.' So, That And The Spelling Bee And The Chess, I Think I Had It Figured Out For Myself.

I Definitely Connected To The Fact That Life Gets Out Of Control And You End Up Doing Things And Wishing You Were Doing Other Things Instead.