Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

The Idea Of My Kids Being Spoiled, I Go To Sleep Thinking About It. I Wake Up Thinking About. I'm Trying To Do The Right Thing. With The Amount Of Money I Have, It's Difficult To Raise Children The Way I Was Raised. But I Took Away The West And North Wing Of The House For Those Guys. So, They're Not Allowed In There.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

I Grew Up In A House That Liked To Be Funny. Everybody Liked To Be Funny. My Family's Been...we've Been Enjoying Each Other's Comedy For Years.