Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

My Hobbies Are Run-on Sentences.

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.

So Let Me Do The Dishes In Our Kitchen Sink, Put You To Bed When Youve Had Too Much To Drink. Oh, It Could Be So Nice To Grow Old With You, I Wanna Grow Old With You.