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We Should Remind Ourselves That Laughing Together Is As Close As You Can Get To Another Person Without Touching, And Sometimes It Represents A Closer Tie Than Touching Ever Could.

The People I Work With Are Like Family. I Don't Mean This In A Nice Way.

Think Of The Funniest Story From Your Life. Chances Are, It Was Something Awful At The Time.

If Anger Were Mileage, I'd Be A Very Frequent Flyer, Right Up There In First Class.

Birthdays Are A Reward For Having Shown Up 365 Days In A Row. It's Like Getting A Badge For Attendance.