My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.